Calling Elle Woods, I’ve found your settee.

Pink Antique Settee, $300.

Pink Antique Settee, $300 on Craigslist.

This poor light fixture is having quite the identity crisis.  Is it a drum pendant?  Is it a chandelier?  Reeks of DWI…designing while intoxicated.  If you have two grand to spend on something like this, please call me for a consultation.

Walt Disney Signature Collection Fantasy 18-Light Chandelier, $1,971.91

Walt Disney Signature Collection Fantasy 18-Light Chandelier, $1,971.91

…just some of the shite I’ve seen while selecting stuff for clients today.