As if it’s not bad enough that I get hundreds of spam emails every day–I also have to delete a ton of spam comments on this blog on a daily basis, too. I know there are spam filters out there, but so far I haven’t found one that eliminates enough spam to lighten my load without also torching legitimate emails and comments. Sometimes the comments are downright hilarious, so why not share the wealth? I’ll leave all of the typos and grammar snafus intact, because that’s half the fun.
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