If you’re putting together a reality show and you call Central Casting and ask for a woman from Texas, you know what you’ll get? A blonde Barbie doll who taped her boobs and pasted a bathing suit to her butt a time or two during her youth on the pageant circuit. So it’s unsurprising to discover that Design Star Season 6 finalist and blonde bombshell Leslie Ezelle used to be a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader.
Of course she was.
This would normally make me want to vomit except: (A) her portfolio shows me she’s quite the talented interior designer, (B) due to my husband’s Cowboy superfandom, the only people related to America’s Team I’m allowed to ridicule include weirdo body painter fans and Tony Romo when he wears his ball cap backwards, and (C) she’s married to a woman! This endears her to me because I assume it is hard to be a hot lesbian in Dallas when you’re surrounded by good ole boys and megachurches.
But let’s take a look at her work: