If I were a different sort of woman, I would eat this stuff up. And by “different,” I mean the type who can crochet without the despair that overtakes me when I look at the directions. Only half of the equation pertains to me regarding Stitchin’ ‘N Bitchin’. I leave the crochet needles to my mom and my friend Mona so no one gets hurt.

Cool thing? The seller/designer lives right here in the ATX.

Cooler thing? She’s also a Room Fu client.

*If any of you readers gave birth to the Guru and would like to make any of these items as a Christmas present, I’ll take the purse in black or chocolate brown or the necklace in fuscia or acidic lime greens. Or either in orange. Or both in orange. Yeah…both in orange.