Here’s where the Crawl takes a little detour into What Are They Thinking?
Take this modern pendant light, for instance. I kind of applaud the contrast between the hard, forged steel and the idea of a soft flower, but I can’t get past the idea that somewhere there is a giant playing an enormous claw machine wherein someone gets picked off at the dining table every night. Run for your hipster lives!
Come get your Hee Haw gingham chair, ladies! Blech. Even the feet offend me.
Cheeses, I want to like this chair, I really do! It’s just that its ugliness is getting in the way of that.
Have to go now. Think I’m gonna be sick.