I woke up this morning, livid with Isaac Mizrahi.

He courted my design services, sat through two of my witty and charming presentations given inside a small auditorium, then disappeared into a crowd, only to give his business to the designers at Della Robbia instead of me–designer extraordinaire of the furniture department at Macy’s.  And I didn’t even find out directly from him…had to hear about it from his secretary and famed The Addams Family actress, Dana Ivey.


She informed me of this disastrous news via the audio speaker inside a very large Easter-egg-shaped Godiva chocolate in the middle of the mall.

Sure, it was a dream…but it felt so real.

I’m watching you, Mizrahi!