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I woke up this morning, livid with Isaac Mizrahi.

He courted my design services, sat through two of my witty and charming presentations given inside a small auditorium, then disappeared into a crowd, only to give his business to the designers at Della Robbia instead of me–designer extraordinaire of the furniture department at Macy’s.  And I didn’t even find out directly from him…had to hear about it from his secretary and famed The Addams Family actress, Dana Ivey.

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She informed me of this disastrous news via the audio speaker inside a very large Easter-egg-shaped Godiva chocolate in the middle of the mall.

Sure, it was a dream…but it felt so real.

I’m watching you, Mizrahi!