I make no secret of my complete and total over-it-ness where all things “farmhouse” and the couple who begat the vintage red pickup buffalo plaid shiplap walls behemoth of home decor styles are concerned.

Me, when a new client tells me they’re a big fan of Fixer Upper:

Mike Tyson Jesus Christ

If you are looking to zhuzh up your place for Valentine’s Day and don’t want any objets de LIVE LOVE LAUGH, you’ve come to the right place. I even have something special for those who aren’t fans of the holiday. Click through photos for purchasing info.

Here’s a pretty tray in saturated red and white, perfect for corralling things an ottoman, coffee table, or kitchen island:

Altina Turk rectangular serving tray in red and white

Are you a little mouthy (like me)? This beaded pillow is for you.

Pop Art open mouth lips beaded pillow available via Etsy

I covet throws from Happy Habitat, and this is the one I’d most like to BE MINE.

Happy Habitat recycled cotton throw Scandinavian angles

Pink and red is one of my all-time fave color combinations, so you know I’m digging this mod lumbar pillow:

Schumacher hand block luna pink red modern lumbar pillow

Treat your winged Valentines to a super mod bird feeder in a happy shade of red:

Modern round bird feeder in red from West Elm

Don’t be late for your Valentine’s date with this hot red wall clock:

Ikea PLUTTIS red and white wall clock

Give me all the desserts, and put them on these sweet plates:

Anthropologie red heart dessert plate by Laetitia Rouget

Feeling low key? Swap out a light switch plate or outlet cover and call it a day:

Triangles modern light switch plate and outlet cover from Etsy

And for anyone feeling less than awesome about Valentine’s Day, tell the world how you feel with this cheeky French lumbar pillow:

Merde modern decorative lumbar pillow in red and natural.

A pre-paid interior design consultation makes a great Valentine’s Day gift or an awesome way to treat yo’self. Send us a text to find out how to go about getting one!