I’m watching Michael Jackson videos on MTV and wondering…how long before his daddy moves to turn Neverland into the new Graceland?

If Jackson’s self-styled Rolls Royce (or his face, for that matter) is any indication of what the interior of the ranch looks like, I’ll be expecting the overought and overdone…

No disrespect to the dead…but you know it’s gonna be Bad*, right?

*Pun intended.