After all of this boring crap, we were treated to the premiere of Donna Destroys Decorates Dallas, featuring Design Star Season 1 finalist and Dallas designer, Donna Moss. I only saw five minutes, but here’s how I felt the entire time this was on my teevee:
Take a cup of Kardashian mom and daughters storefront reality show setup, add 4 cups Jerseylicious-styled Texas stereotypes, then combine that with the train wreckitude that is Toddlers & Tiaras. After you fold in a year’s supply of Mary Kay Cosmetics applied in one shot to Donna’s face, stir in heaping helpings of leopard print and gaudy-a-go-go, voila! You have Donna Decorates Dallas.