Kathryn Ireland vs. Lindsay Lohan. Photos via BravoTV and RawSignal.
LINDZ: I will not trot out the tears for some dumb decorating show.
MANAGER: But Bravo spent $200,00 on furnishings and window treatments. They’re just asking for one surprised expression. Maybe a gasp. Honey, you know you can do it in your sleep.
LINDZ: It’s just so Trading Spaces. I’m not some moron who can’t pick out a couch.
MGR: Well you didn’t pick out these couches, and you didn’t pay for ’em, either. C’mon, at least Bravo’s better than the Lifetime network. Maybe they’ll ask you to do a shotski with Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens.
LINDZ: What, the clubhouse? Are you kidding me?
MGR: Hey, Martha Stewart did a shotski. Meryl Streep did a shotski. TMZ would crap their pants if you’d do a shotski on live television.
Or so I imagine how the convo went down, after reading this article. Thanks to Rich P., for the inspiration!