Do not toy with me Starbucks. I don’t just want the mug, I want the whole dang place setting:

Then I would want my tile backsplash to match so I could have coffee (or tea, when I’m feeling like a lady) in my kitchen and feel like Barbara Streisand in On a Clear Day You Can See Forever, when her jammies matched her wallpaper which matched her bedding which matched her curtains.