Clearly, I should’ve also mentioned this:

It’s late. I’m tired as hell but bored and too rebellious to go to sleep. I thought I could get by with a quick little shout out rather than waiting until I’d collected three things (my little rule)…but that was just plain wrong now that I see this dresser listed, wasn’t it? Who knew the Interwebs were going to provide such a bountiful harvest on Thanksgiving Day?

If I find that third thing that is too cool for school, I’ll letcha know.