Show of hands: who’s a bit sick of the Rick(y) Schroeder Fan Club disguised as Top Design? It’s only the second episode and yet I’ve reached maximum saturation on that cuddly photograph of Andrea and her husband. Also, if you keep repeating that you’re trying to break out your famous husband’s shadow, it generally helps to stop mentioning that you’re married to him in every episode.

And Natalie? That bomb we dropped in Hiroshima is not what is going to make the Chinese come after us with nukes.

I didn’t live through it either, so that’s no excuse, young lady.