Phoebe recently…umm…shall we say, embellished my month-old office chair:

Mommy no likee.

The Mr. Clean Magic Eraser–which removed the crayon marks discovered last week on the carpet–didn’t work. Jeb’s trusty Goop-off didn’t work.

Heavy sigh.

I’m determined to make lemonade out of this, so stay tuned for my little redesign…